From:		                 Joe Cosby
Date:		Thurs, Jun 1 2000 12:00 am
Groups: 	                alt.magick

> Fun is Choronzon's middle name.

Wondering what to get your kid for an upcoming birthday?

Why not get him a poseable Choronzon (tm) Action Figure?

This is going to be the hottest toy of the year! Let your child be the
envy of his buddies!

GI Joe and Barbie will puke with fear at the sight of Choronzon!

And look, press the hidden button on Choronzon's back, and see his
patented soul-sucking action (tm)!  Look, Choronzon is sucking Spot the
dog's soul out of the top of his head!  Ha ha!  Poor Spot!  Well, Spot
will still make a good end table!  (laughtrack)

($19.95 at Toys R Us now, batteries not included)

Be sure and catch "Choronzon:  the Movie" this July from Enzyme
pictures, starring Jim Carrey as Choronzon.

Joe Cosby
Devout member of the Church of Amiga since 1990
"Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it" - Goethe